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[teh_Guardian]

This thread is so inspiring that I decided to make a smiley based on those "Uncle Ben" prepackaged food seasonings.

Ben Kenobi?

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a looooong time.


anyways.



I think Mike L has defeated this topic.

[gshuda_22]

Chris likes girls?





And I highly doubt that ANY girl would come near you... except for the ones in Kentucky with eleven toes, facial hair, and unibrows.

Real mature to brag about penis size... which I doubt you have, judging from your voice I wouldn't even know if your balls dropped.

[rudlka89]

I'll pay the site's upkeep costs if you don't close this thread.

[doublebassheeltoe]

A few things.

1- I said northern Kentucky. Northern Kentucky consists of five very small counties- Boone, Kenton(that's me), Campbell, Grant, and Pendleton. Grant and Pendleton aren't even included in most people's minds, so that leaves three very small counties. In those counties are about 11,000 high schoolers, a little less than half of which are females. So we'll call it at 5,500 females in my area in my age of consideration(high school). Out of those, the majority would be 2,751. Thanks to the power of MySpace and Facebook, and the fact that I have attended most school districts in my area, I know almost all of 5,500 females. So, it's definitely feasible that the majority think I'm dead sexy.

2- We have already covered the fact that I haven't attacked anyone's sexual orientation. Which you just did. I have told nothing but the truth; you have resorted to blatant and incorrect flaming that DOES go against the forum's policy, if I'm not mistaken.

3- I sang bass in three different choirs. And my normal talking voice is baritone as judged by my state's most esteemed vocal teacher. Once again, I can list several references. Whose balls have dropped on this board?

4(thanks, to my girlfriend)- "he's making claims from camcorder youtube videos. LOL"

5- Not only are you blatantly, outrageously, and falsely abusing me verbally, but you're also degrading my state as well. So not only are you resorting to false claims, you're also stereotyping over three million people into one category.




And based on the above, I'm going to downgrade your status from "as$hole" to "d-ck".




EDIT: I second rudlka's notion, and am willing to split the cost with him.

[snarescience]

However, I did use proper grammar, capitalization, and even some common sense when I was you're age.

I'm not taking anyone's side. I'm just pointing out the fact that I love irony.

[doublebassheeltoe]

Ah, you are correct. Sometimes when I'm on a mental roll I just screw up some things. That's a very good eye of you; my girlfriend, who wants to be an English teacher, didn't even catch that. She complemented my impeccable grammar, though we now know that I made a mistake.

Big deal. At least I capitalize correctly, don't use run-ons or fragments, and spell most(if not all) of my words correctly. And you've got to admit, other than that screw up, my grammar was pretty darn good.


Another update: gshuda, my girlfriend now thinks you're an as$ too.

[TheDude]

I'll pay the site's upkeep costs if you don't close this thread.

I second rudlka's notion, and am willing to split the cost with him.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

To think it all started with pearltenors asking how get a higher avatar...wait a second, I just realized he did...lol.

[teh_Guardian]

In lulz we trust.

[Mike_L]

This topic will go down in Snare Science history as the "pearltenors event". woot.

I think Mike L has defeated this topic.

WORD

[TheDude]

Under normal circumstances, this thread should be locked-- viewtopic.php?t=529

But please, don't lock it.

[gshuda_22]

I could care less what your girlfriend thinks.

And yeah, I'm sure everyone thinks you're dead sexy... you're freakin goofy looking dude.

And don't even start with the whole bass thing. I'm in THE largest choir program in the midwest, and I'm the bass section leader for our Varsity Concert Choir, Chamber Singers, Mens Ensemble... don't even go there. We also put on the best high school musical in the nation my freshman year... and we might win it again this year (i played in the pit however).

AND... we're ranked 6th nationally in show choir.

Don't even start...

Even with all this, I think it's funny how I'm accomplishing my goal in pissing you off... writing novels and such. I'm not gonna be offended by a kid from Kentucky that knows nothing about me... but you sound pretty p-i-s-s-e-d lol... so that's awesome

I have a gig to play, otherwise I'd be here to respond... you'll probably live at your computer today thinking of the most witty remarks you can because you're dead sexy...

loser

[doublebassheeltoe]

No, I'm not p-ssed off. I'm just replying to everything you say with facts, other than snide and rude remarks.

Sweet, you sing bass. That's awesome. I wasn't going for comparing choirs or sh-t like that. I was just telling you I sang bass, and have a regular baritone voice. And that I was assessed by the most esteemed high school choir teacher in Kentucky. I wasn't even trying to bullsh-t you into thinking I was better than you. I WAS, however, proving you wrong about my voice. A legitimate response to another one of your false statements.



I'm not going to be offended by a kid from.....(insert state here, because I don't know), that knows nothing about me. However, I will respond with the truth.



Seriously, this is getting old. If you want to keep saying *beep* about me, then I'll give you my personal info:

[mod. edit] PhantomPhan89: chris sometimes friends stop friends while they're ahead, in this case I decided to delete your contact information. I don't want someone stalking you.

Yes, that IS my real address and telephone number. You can call me if you want to check; I get free long distance. If you want to bullsh-t with me, do it in private. Go ahead and lock this up, I'm getting sick of having to reply to this just to keep the general public entertained.

[gshuda_22]

Cool... then it's over.

I do remember when I said something about it being rude to do this in public... yet it continued. Anyways, glad to hear it.

[rudlka89]

The resolution of this argument just saved me 25 bucks a month.

[doublebassheeltoe]

No; it saved you $12.50 a month. I was gonna split it with you.

[snarescience]

The resolution of this argument just cost me 25 bucks a month.

The thread is still open. Please ship monies through the donate link tyvm:

http://www.snarescience.com/donate.html

[doublebassheeltoe]

STFU, Ryan.

STFU.

[TheDude]

I'll pay the site's upkeep costs if you don't close this thread.

I second rudlka's notion, and am willing to split the cost with him.

Nothing said there of the resolution of the argument. I guess you guys are gonna have to pay.

[teh_Guardian]

Why is there a plural for Money? It sounds so silly to say...

[rudlka89]

Why is there a plural for Money? It sounds so silly to say...

To refer to various different possessors of money in a singular context. D:

[TheDude]

Well, since this isn't gonna be locked I feel like spamming...

It's Mr. Dreamy at :29!!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MCwepAifoc&feature=user[/youtube]

Traceurs are INSANE!!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-nkaz-iyDs[/youtube]

A nice version of Fur Elise
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa837PCtXAQ[/youtube]

And the cow...

[AjaxHammer]

you know...for some reason when i first saw this post, i thought a bunch of percussion nerds were getting to gethor to talk about the animated show in nickelodeon.

then i was like "how does it have so many replies?"
then i laughed when i opened it finally.

just sharing a weird thought. =D

[CaviesFan1]

"It's Mr. Dreamy at :29!!"

omg he is SOO HOT!!!

with his "impeccable grammar" and the fact that "his penis is bigger than yours" well I can see why "the majority of girls think he's dead sexy"

and I love how he talks about all the facts he's presenting.

Let me paraphrase one of them...

1. There are about 5500 high school girls around where I live. I know almost all of them through school/facebook etc. (and I'm sure they ALL know who you are, Mr. Sexy himself). Therefore half the girls think I'm dead sexy.

I love this thread, it made my day.

It's like-

"you're stupid"
"no you're stupid"
"no you're the stupidist ever!"
"oh yeah, well I have a bigger penis so THERE!"

[AjaxHammer]

"It's Mr. Dreamy at :29!!"

omg he is SOO HOT!!!

with his "impeccable grammar" and the fact that "his penis is bigger than yours" well I can see why "the majority of girls think he's dead sexy"

and I love how he talks about all the facts he's presenting.

Let me paraphrase one of them...

1. There are about 5500 high school girls around where I live. I know almost all of them through school/facebook etc. (and I'm sure they ALL know who you are, Mr. Sexy himself). Therefore half the girls think I'm dead sexy.

I love this thread, it made my day.

It's like-

"you're stupid"
"no you're stupid"
"no you're the stupidist ever!"
"oh yeah, well I have a bigger penis so THERE!"

i think the arguement was resolved long ago, so dont bring it back up.

[gshuda_22]

This whole argument was based off an initial misunderstanding. I thought I was being bashed (not knowing about the edit), so I said something back.

Fact is, I've had a pretty rough week and I felt like being a dick. Chris I'm sorry for the false accusations, as the both of us were out of line in arguing like this on a forum .

Anyways, this argument is over... I won't bash anymore.